From: Thomas Barclay <Thomas.Barclay@s...>
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2000 11:18:23 -0500
Subject: Why the answer is obvious
> <ROFLMAO!.... from inside my PDC bunker.... where those of us who show up > in orbit....> Did we mention that we brought the Death Star? WHERE YA GONNA RUN NOW! BWHAHAHAHAHA! ** Well, D'uh! Did I mention the bunker is on the moon of the 4th planet in the Yavin system and a fleet of small, almost obsolete starfighters piloted by plucky farm boys and other assorted "Rebel Scum". And of course, it takes just 1 Pulse Torpedo (NOT FIRED BY INDY) (maybe a reroll concept here - you have to roll three sixes in a row with your pulse torp, force powers let you add +1 to your rolls) to kill that big round explosive structure called the Death Star.;) <If you want to impress me, don't bring legions of soldiers and starfighter pilots that wear armour whose only function is to restrict their own vision and mobility and whose inability to hit things in front of them is only equalled by their inability to 'Check 6' - and whose engineers always design in a critical flaw into any large vehicle or station. With the exception of some outside consultants <bounty hunters> and one kick-ass former-good-guy in a black suit with a cool throat crushing thing going for him, they're pretty much universally inept. Any one who looses to the 'Care Bears' on a Forest Moon deserves to have their empire collapse....> - -- Later, Mark A. Siefert