Welcome to the list, George!

2 posts ยท Jan 9 2002 to Jan 9 2002

From: John Atkinson <johnmatkinson@y...>

Date: Tue, 8 Jan 2002 19:07:54 -0800 (PST)

Subject: Re: Welcome to the list, George!

> --- Tomb <tomb@dreammechanics.com> wrote:

> Premier Buffoon of the List (or do I have to fight

From: Thomas Barclay <Thomas.Barclay@s...>

Date: Tue, 8 Jan 2002 22:08:24 -0500

Subject: Welcome to the list, George!

Any relation to the other Kirke? (Richard?)

(I'm suspicious... I know from the Fultons that Aussies travel in hunting
packs....)

Welcome to the list! Glad to have a new member aboard! The Secret Masters of
the List will be very happy....!!! Muhahahahahaha! (Isn't that right,
Illuminated Ones?)

On a related note, Laserlight the Pun-tificator spake thus:
Most people are quite civil and open minded and good mannered, and if you're
in the habit of making atrocious puns, no one *really* comes after you with
bats.

To which I reply: At the rate you're going (that KV joke the other day was
awful), you won't have to worry about imaginary Narns, just real listers with
(admittedly feeble strength born from dice-rolling fatigue and) wiffle
bats.

Ignore Laserlight (aka Chris)... the Narn Bat Squad may be in temporary
retirement, but it has been training (moving their chit from BLUE to ORANGE)
and will be happy to deploy to visit anyone who makes the rest
of us groan from Pun-ishment.