From: Michael Sarno <msarno@p...>
Date: Sat, 17 Jul 1999 08:25:40 -0400
Subject: Top Ten Reasons to Attend Historicon
Top Ten Reasons to Attend Historicon in Lancaster, PA July 22-25 10. Only place to find this many "Napoleons" without protective Plexiglas enclosure. 9. Four day convention means you get to enjoy third-day B.O. 24 hours longer. 8. Poor climate control at Lancaster Host allows realistic settings for both Eastern Front and North African scenarios. 7. Only location with this much lead that is not a Superfund site. 6. $1.50 for a can of soda at the bar. $.75 for a can of soda 50 feet away at the soda machine down the hall. 5. Lax Pennsylvania gun laws mean you can REALLY call for arty. 4. Convention rules allow death penalty for playing anything by Games Workshop. 3. You can yell, "Where you headin', general?" with no chance of a serious response. 2. Bad news: Another game convention with lots of fanatics flipping cards at each other. Good news: They're playing Piquet. 1. Two Words: Amish Hookers Copyright 1999 Michael Sarno All complaints may be officially submitted before my Charlie Company scenarios in the Distlefink Room, Saturday 10am. Historicon 99 PEL: http://members.aol.com/kingjt/HCPEL.html