From: Michael Sarno <msarno@p...>
Date: Mon, 19 Jul 1999 15:20:32 -0400
Subject: Top Ten Reasons to Attend GZG-ECC III
> Jerry Han wrote: > One additional reason: Top Ten Reasons to Attend GZG-ECC III in Lancaster, PA February 2000 10. First chance to get out of the house after Y2K food riots. 9. Learn where Lancaster is, so you can attend Historicon in July. 8. Only place with this many "Captain Kirks," except for that one episode where there were a lot of Captain Kirks. 7. Chat with the guys who are still playing the "Assault on Carter Island" scenario. 6. $2.50 for beer at the hotel bar. $2.50 for beer at the bar around the corner, but this year KR is buying! 5. Lax Pennsylvania gun laws mean you can easily simulate ortillery. 4. Convention rules allow death penalty for mere mention of anything by Games Workshop. 3. Even if you lose you can still be immortalized on the "memorable quote board." 2. Bad news: Another game convention with lots of fanatics flipping cards at each other. Good news: They're playing "Erratic Thrust." 1. Three Words: Still Amish Hookers Copyright 1999 Michael Sarno Bonus Reason: You get to meet the guy who thought it was a good idea to parody his own Top Ten list.