Testing for life

51 posts ยท Mar 12 2005 to Mar 15 2005

From: Scott Siebold <gamers@a...>

Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 23:31:44 -0800 (PST)

Subject: Testing for life

I have not received any traffic for a few days and am sending out a test
message.

From: Don M <dmaddox1@h...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 01:54:14 -0600

Subject: Re: Testing for life

Yes you and I at least survived the catastrophe......I'm sure more will check
in as Coms returns to normal with the lowering of the background
radiation....Don't worry over it too much....)

I have not received any traffic for a few days and am sending out a test
message.

From: Roger Burton West <roger@f...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 09:15:36 +0000

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> On Sat, Mar 12, 2005 at 01:54:14AM -0600, Don M wrote:

[scanning]

[target acquired]

[risk of playing non-Evil Empire games: HIGH]
[risk of criticising Evil Empire games: HIGH]

[railguns #1-#8 charging...]

From: Laserlight <laserlight@q...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 07:41:22 -0500

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> On Sat, Mar 12, 2005 at 01:54:14AM -0600, Don M wrote:

All your baa's are belong to us!

From: Don M <dmaddox1@h...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 12:13:35 -0600

Subject: Re: Testing for life

What is the range and burst effect on a rocket assisted sheep?

All your baa's are belong to us!

> On Sat, Mar 12, 2005 at 01:54:14AM -0600, Don M wrote:

From: Laserlight <laserlight@q...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 13:34:35 -0500

Subject: Re: Testing for life

DonM:
> What is the range and burst effect on a rocket assisted sheep?

Well, for a Final Minute Atomic Sheep, the range is "you're in range" and the
burst effect is "take your figs off the table. While you're at it, pick up
those trees too. Yes, that building too, thanks."

From: Don M <dmaddox1@h...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 12:35:20 -0600

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> On Sat, Mar 12, 2005 at 01:54:14AM -0600, Don M wrote:

[scanning]

[target acquired]

[risk of playing non-Evil Empire games: HIGH]
[risk of criticising Evil Empire games: HIGH]

[railguns #1-#8 charging...]

Remote transmission ending.....Counter Battery MLRS
engaged..........

From: Don M <dmaddox1@h...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 13:07:24 -0600

Subject: Re: Testing for life

DonM:
> What is the range and burst effect on a rocket assisted sheep?

Well, for a Final Minute Atomic Sheep, the range is "you're in range" and the
burst effect is "take your figs off the table. While you're at it, pick up
those trees too. Yes, that building too, thanks."

Sounds like the basis for a good FMA game,
 Baaa-kon Arrow The Escape Of Fluffy......)

From: Brian Burger <yh728@v...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 13:07:48 -0800 (PST)

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> On Sat, 12 Mar 2005, Don M wrote:

> DonM:

You mis-spelled "baaa-sis".

Giving Laserlight more sheep-based ideas doesn't seem wise to me. It'll
all end in sheered lunacy, I tell you. Next someone will mention
Baa-thulu, the Great Old Ram... ooops...

From: Adrian Johnson <ajohnson@i...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 16:14:46 -0500

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> All your baa's are belong to us !

You're a nut.

And that's *really* funny...

Well, it caught me at a weak moment at any rate... my girlfriend is in the
background asking "what's so funny" and I found myself thinking how to
explain. "Ahh, nothing...".

From: Laserlight <laserlight@q...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 16:17:04 -0500

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> Giving Laserlight more sheep-based ideas doesn't seem wise to me.
It'll
> all end in sheered lunacy, I tell you. Next someone will mention

You're thinking of Sponge Bob Squid Lips, who appeared last year. This year we
heard the Dread Bleat of Baa'zathoth, and there were some others which could
have appeared. Unfortunately Doug managed to convince everyone that he was a
Cthulhu cultist, when he wasn't actually; but it drew enough attention that
the actual cultist didn't need to summon the Dark Young of Sheep Niggurath.

From: Adrian Johnson <ajohnson@i...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 16:24:06 -0500

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> Well, for a Final Minute Atomic Sheep, the range is "you're in range"

I saw this. It was ugly.

> Sounds like the basis for a good FMA game,

Please stop. Please please please oh please please.... don't get him started.

You should feel ashamed. <must resist> Actually, you should <trying to resist>
feel <failing...> sheepish!

From: Laserlight <laserlight@q...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 16:25:34 -0500

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> >Well, for a Final Minute Atomic Sheep, the range is "you're in

You didn't see it, there was no event, nothing happened.

> Please stop. Please please please oh please please.... don't get him

By the way, Adrian, you're going to be one of the sheep next year.

From: Evyn MacDude <infojunky@c...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 21:40:30 +0000

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> Laserlight wrote:

> Well, for a Final Minute Atomic Sheep, the range is "you're in

I want y'all to know this conversation has lead my to spend way too much

on sheep from Eureka.....

From: Adrian Johnson <ajohnson@i...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 16:41:11 -0500

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> > Please stop. Please please please oh please please.... don't get him

From: Nicholas Caldwell <nicholascaldwell@e...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 16:45:52 -0500 (GMT-05:00)

Subject: Re: Testing for life

Eureka has sheep!?

Cool!

Nick
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From: Don M <dmaddox1@h...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 15:46:27 -0600

Subject: Re: Testing for life

You mis-spelled "baaa-sis".

***My Baaaa-d sorry...)

Giving Laserlight more sheep-based ideas doesn't seem wise to me. It'll
all end in sheered lunacy, I tell you. Next someone will mention
Baa-thulu, the Great Old Ram... ooops...

***I was more concerned with the dreaded spacesheep, flocking up the story
line...)

From: Rrok Anroll <coldnovemberrain_2000@y...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 13:48:31 -0800 (PST)

Subject: Re: Testing for life

You're too late... Chris and I discussed this at GZGECC... I believe the
conversation went like this...

Rrok: "Chris... instead of the necronomicon, you should have the
Sheepinomicon." Chris: "That would be too evil." Rrok: *laughs, then looks
startled* "I never thought I'd hear you say something was too evil." Chris: "I
said ti was too evil, I didn't say I wouldn't use it."

> --- Brian Burger <yh728@victoria.tc.ca> wrote:

> Giving Laserlight more sheep-based ideas doesn't seem wise to me.

Remember, even light is shaped by the darkness that surrounds it, and the true
crafters are seldom ever seen. Welcome to the shadows kid.

From: Don M <dmaddox1@h...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 15:48:56 -0600

Subject: Re: Testing for life

Please stop. Please please please oh please please.... don't get him started.

You should feel ashamed. <must resist> Actually, you should <trying to resist>
feel <failing...> sheepish!

Face it........your all flocked up now!

From: Evyn MacDude <infojunky@c...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 22:00:39 +0000

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> Nicholas Caldwell wrote:

> Eureka has sheep!?

At least in 15mm, they also carry Museum figs which also have sheep.

I was a good sorce for Farm Animals in general....

From: Evyn MacDude <infojunky@c...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 22:01:09 +0000

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> Don M wrote:

> Please stop. Please please please oh please please.... don't get him

Damnit now I'm in the fold also.

From: Adrian Johnson <ajohnson@i...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 17:14:28 -0500

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> Damnit now I'm in the fold also.

*sigh*

Well, to the wider list, I really did try to stop it before it got out of
hand.

Sorry.

;-)

From: Rrok Anroll <coldnovemberrain_2000@y...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 14:14:48 -0800 (PST)

Subject: Re: Testing for life

Face it, you've been wooled into joining us.... your memories shall be abut a
fleecing glimpse into who you once were...
> --- Infojunky <infojunky@ceecom.net> wrote:

> Damnit now I'm in the fold also.

Remember, even light is shaped by the darkness that surrounds it, and the true
crafters are seldom ever seen. Welcome to the shadows kid.

From: Laserlight <laserlight@q...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 20:05:53 -0500

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> >By the way, Adrian, you're going to be one of the sheep next year.

Now I need to find / convert some minis of sheep in powered armor ...
baa-ttle dress, so to speak.

From: Don M <dmaddox1@h...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 19:27:54 -0600

Subject: Re: Testing for life

Now I need to find / convert some minis of sheep in powered armor ...
baa-ttle dress, so to speak.

Ewe should do what ewe think is baaaaaa-st just ram
as much as weaponry as you can on them to make
really baaaa-d .......)

From: Jon Davis <davisje@n...>

Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 00:12:40 -0500

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> Laserlight wrote:

> By the way, Adrian, you're going to be one of the sheep next year.
This whole thread is evil.

But it did remind me of a software project I did with General Electric
Aircraft Engines a few years ago using grid computing of the idle workstations
during off hours.

Since it was a Collision analysis program, the small clients were called
Collies and they were sent into the "pasture" to round up the "sheep" of
colliding engine design parts.

The postprocessor for the entire operation was called "Mutton".

:-)

From: Laserlight <laserlight@q...>

Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 00:17:43 -0500

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> This whole thread is evil.

"The heart of man is deceitful and desperately wicked, and who can comprehend
it?"

> The postprocessor for the entire operation was called "Mutton".

The sheep meme really is getting out of hand, isn't it?

From: Tony Finan <the_nemesis@c...>

Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 00:23:25 -0500

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> [quoted text omitted]

From: Laserlight <laserlight@q...>

Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 00:25:01 -0500

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> > The sheep meme really is getting out of hand, isn't it?

Tony imprudently said:
> Getting??!!!??

Ah, yes, I need to start working on my con Queso squad too.

From: Don M <dmaddox1@h...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 23:32:29 -0600

Subject: Re: Testing for life

The sheep meme really is getting out of hand, isn't it?

So pick another innocent little creature to mangle and otherwise
desecrate........I nominate bunnies...)

From: Laserlight <laserlight@q...>

Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 00:33:18 -0500

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> The sheep meme really is getting out of hand, isn't it?

No, no...the sheep will be the ones doing the mangling and
desecrating.  Not that bunnies can't also do a good job at that--or at
least one switchblade-wielding mini-lop that we know of.

From: Dean Gundberg <dean.gundberg@n...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 23:59:28 -0600

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> > Now I need to find / convert some minis of sheep in powered armor

You can always use the Battle Cattle (Baa-ttle Cattle?) miniatures and
weapon packs for your conversions.
http://wingnutgames.com/bcattlemin.htm

Sorry no cyborg sheep, just cows currently (and that is a whole new set of
puns), but sheep may be an untapped market for the next edition....

From: Jerry Han <jhan@w...>

Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 00:59:33 -0500

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> Laserlight wrote:

Bunnies and Burrows -- the Sluggy Freelance version.

Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

(8-)

JGH

From: Inire <inire@y...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 22:02:07 -0800 (PST)

Subject: Re: Testing for life

can a race of homicidal rabbits be out there in space? Or is just the Dread
Pirate Bun?
> --- Laserlight <laserlight@quixnet.net> wrote:

Jeff "My dice hate me!" Fearnow Gaming to keep War out of RealTime!

"'DESTROY THE WITNESSES!!. Chaffing aside, I have no answer: I Excrete Sour
Cream!" www.wigu.com, 29 Jan 2003

XT350/DOD#1890

AND don't forget: Serenity releases 30 September!

From: Eric Foley <stiltman@t...>

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005 22:03:38 -0800

Subject: Re: Testing for life

Paging Narn Bat Squad...

*WHACK!*

Eric/StiltMan

[quoted original message omitted]

From: Don M <dmaddox1@h...>

Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 01:07:12 -0600

Subject: Re: Testing for life

can a race of homicidal rabbits be out there in space? Or is just the Dread
Pirate Bun?

Not that bunnies can't also do a good
job at that--or at least one switchblade-
wielding mini-lop that we know of.

And one can not forget the dreaded Vorple Bunny from Monty Python and The Holy
Grail.

"That Rabat, es got a viscous streak a mile wide," "It's teeth are, Look at
the Bones!"

From: Rrok Anroll <coldnovemberrain_2000@y...>

Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 01:34:48 -0800 (PST)

Subject: Re: Testing for life

Let us not forget the white rabbit that guarded the entrance of the cavern of
the monster drawn by the animator that died of a sidden heart
attack.....

> --- Laserlight <laserlight@quixnet.net> wrote:

Remember, even light is shaped by the darkness that surrounds it, and the true
crafters are seldom ever seen. Welcome to the shadows kid.

From: Rrok Anroll <coldnovemberrain_2000@y...>

Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 01:38:23 -0800 (PST)

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> --- Star Ranger <dean@star-ranger.com> wrote:

> Sorry no cyborg sheep, just cows currently (and that is a whole new

I can see it now... the first official expansion... a new famyard gang on a
violent jihad... the Lambs of Slaughter.... these sheep have bad habits....
would be interesting... seeing Beth and Chris showing up with the same
minis....

Remember, even light is shaped by the darkness that surrounds it, and the true
crafters are seldom ever seen. Welcome to the shadows kid.

From: Rrok Anroll <coldnovemberrain_2000@y...>

Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 01:43:11 -0800 (PST)

Subject: Re: Testing for life

Of course you do realize that for every two rounds they spend unmolested, they
double in number... until they have an entire army... cute little rabits in
white fluffy armor... it's Episode V, The Empire Hutches Back....

> --- Don M <dmaddox1@hot.rr.com> wrote:

Remember, even light is shaped by the darkness that surrounds it, and the true
crafters are seldom ever seen. Welcome to the shadows kid.

From: Rrok Anroll <coldnovemberrain_2000@y...>

Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 01:45:52 -0800 (PST)

Subject: Re: Testing for life

Unless of course their Jewish rabbits... then it's straight to Episode VI:
Return of the Rabbi

Oh man... there more of a pun there than I realized....

> --- Rrok Anroll <coldnovemberrain_2000@yahoo.com> wrote:

Remember, even light is shaped by the darkness that surrounds it, and the true
crafters are seldom ever seen. Welcome to the shadows kid.

From: Oerjan Ohlson <oerjan.ohlson@t...>

Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 11:56:03 +0100

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> Adrian wrote:

> All your baa's are belong to us !

Same here, except that I did explained and my SO got the joke :-)

From: Tony Finan <the_nemesis@c...>

Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 07:56:53 -0500

Subject: Re: Testing for life

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> > The sheep meme really is getting out of hand, isn't it?

Hmmm.....Carnage Con Queso VI - Shear Terror....

From: Laserlight <laserlight@q...>

Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 11:26:46 -0500

Subject: Re: Testing for life

Dean:
> > Sorry no cyborg sheep, just cows currently (and that is a whole

I'm sure next year's players will want to express their gratitude to you for
pointing these out.

Rrok:
> these sheep have bad habits.... would be interesting... seeing Beth

No, no, Beth's minis have habits already, except of course for the Close
Combat Specialist who doesn't have any habit at all.

From: Laserlight <laserlight@q...>

Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 11:31:36 -0500

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> >>All your baa's are belong to us !

Joshua came up with that one, among others. Even my wife said "If you keep
this up, you'll be facing a muttony!"

From: Jon Davis <davisje@n...>

Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 14:15:07 -0500

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> Laserlight wrote:

> All your baa's are belong to us !

D$#n! The infection has spread to the other members of the household!

From: Evyn MacDude <infojunky@c...>

Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 23:07:18 +0000

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> Jerry Han wrote:

> Bunnies and Burrows -- the Sluggy Freelance version.

But if your gonna be traditional and stick with sheep the game to be played
would be "Flocks and Filds" or that old clasic RPG "Folds and Foxes", But I
still rember far too many killer Fm's (Foldmaster's) and
every game was just another Fold-crawl.

If really have to stick with the Bunnie idea Discount Hobbys has some really
good "Killer Rabbits".

From: Mike Stanczyk <stanczyk@p...>

Date: Sun, 13 Mar 2005 22:24:17 -0700 (MST)

Subject: Re: Testing for life

> On Sun, 13 Mar 2005, Laserlight wrote:

> The sheep meme really is getting out of hand, isn't it?

I'm going to try and fight meme with meme.

http://www.devilbunnies.org/

From: Beth Fulton <beth.fulton@m...>

Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 09:31:11 +1100

Subject: RE: Testing for life

G'day,

Rrok:
> these sheep have bad habits.... would be interesting... seeing Beth

Bringing small fuzz balls would be easier on the figure transport front....
You gotta love it when youwatch people carefully pull out their figs from
padded boxes and Laserlight reaches into his pocket and produces a bunch of
fuzz... which I then proceeded to find in on or under every game I was in
after that;)

Laserlight:
> No, no, Beth's minis have habits already

Made frome then finest wool;P

> except of course for the

No she is the one with baaad habits;)

From: Don M <dmaddox1@h...>

Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 17:22:55 -0600

Subject: Re: Testing for life

Revolting peasant mice........Can get close in under sheep, wont be noticed
till it's way too late...hehehe

http://www.irtc.org/ftp/pub/stills/2001-10-31/dbmouses.jpg

From: Warbeads@a...

Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 18:42:46 EST

Subject: Re: Testing for life

In a message dated 3/14/05 3:22:46 PM Pacific Standard Time,
> dmaddox1@hot.rr.com writes:

Revolting peasant mice........Can get close in under sheep, wont be noticed
till it's way too late...hehehe

http://www.irtc.org/ftp/pub/stills/2001-10-31/dbmouses.jpg

Being the mouse-o-phile (in games, not real life [tm]) I am I  must note
that they don't look revolting to me! Just correcting suppression of their
rights!

Gracias,

From: Don M <dmaddox1@h...>

Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 19:24:04 -0600

Subject: Re: Testing for life

Being the mouse-o-phile (in games, not real life [tm]) I am I must note
that they don't look revolting to me! Just correcting suppression of their
rights!

"STOMP......Squeek" Oops, friend of yours?