[Starguard] 2nd best profit making illegal smuggling trade

> On Tue, 13 Mar 2001 03:00:45 EST CAPolecat@aol.com writes:

Amazon officer to captured animal smuggler: "You have those cute little
Denebian Death Dealers locked in those tiny little cages... Why it's barely 6'
by 4' by 3'!"

Smuggler who thinks that because she's a female she's a wimp...
"You gotta put them in something to ship them - besides space is more
important then some animal's 'comfort'."

Officer to NCO: "He's right, you know. Put him in the cage also, we need the
space for transit back to base of the 'evidence.'"

Smuggler: "You can't do that. It's a wild animal! A carnivore!"

Officer (walking away): "Hope you have been treating it better than it's
appearance looks... See you planetside."

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