Star Wars Ep2 (not really)

Jon, You mean all politicians are not innately trustworthy, honest,
forthright, altruistic people? I'm aghast! My world view is seriously broken
now. I think I'll have to turn to the Dark Side now (apparently disciples of
the Dark Side get cute gals....). Aw wait.... what am I saying.... I already
was on the Dark Side....

(Hilarious Cinema Moment: Middle of ROTJ, Ewoks busily dusting elite
stormtroopers in profusion, then one little fuzzy bear gets blasted and of
course the audience all makes sad noises, except my friend Jim who stands up
and yells (without thinking) something to the effect "Yes! Yes! It's about
time! Kill those little furry b*st*rds!". Needless to say, we got some
looks.... but most of us were too busy rolling on the floor in convulsions to
notice... apparently Jim was cheering for the forces of Law and
Order....).

T.