smack in the gob

2 posts ยท Dec 6 1999 to Dec 6 1999

From: Thomas Barclay <Thomas.Barclay@s...>

Date: Mon, 06 Dec 1999 01:25:14 -0500

Subject: smack in the gob

smack in the gob - similar to the Scots 'dint in the bru'.

I believe it is an English way of saying "Fist in the Face". Jon no doubt
learned this cunning customer relations move from a nearby English football
club or at least from the fans of same. (Note to those in the USA and Canada:
I don't mean football with an oddly shaped ovoid ball
here - I'm talking about what we Colonials call soccer).

Someone asked what an email smack in the gob might be like. I have one
suggestion: If you get any email from Jon with any sort of an attachment,
don't open it. I'm pretty sure it won't be your advanced preview of the FB2. I
don't think you'll like the kind of "electronic
gob-smacking" you might get.... After all, they breed nasty computer
virii in 2185. More than a match for your primitive McCafee or Norton
AntiVirus.

And if St.Jon decides to respond more aggressively, I'm sure War Leader
W'kan will loan him his Bats-R-Us squad of Narns (with a "whack whack
here, and a smack smack there..."). Do not anger the Needham Mangler
himself.... <rofl....then running to hide from the aforementioned
gob-smacking myself>

:)

Keep smiling. It makes the world wonder what you are up to.

From: Beth Fulton <beth.fulton@m...>

Date: Mon, 06 Dec 1999 16:33:50 +1000

Subject: Re: smack in the gob

G'day Tom,

> BTW Beth, what exactly does "flat out like a lizard drinking" mean? I

It means your VERY busy (very FLAT OUT and there's not much that's flatter
than a lizard stretching out to get a drink).

Guess that makes it clear as mud;)

Cheers

Beth