From: Michael Blair <amfortas@h...>
Date: Thu, 04 Jun 1998 03:01:17 PDT
Subject: Ship (In)Stability - Joke
Ship (In)Stability - Joke Do IJSN (Imperial Japanese Space Navy or whatever they are called) ships have to make an involuntary roll if they lose more than half of their damage boxes? Not very funny I know but I have been reading about ship stability and it appealed to me. Distantly related true (?) story. In bad weather one of the Larne-Stranraer (Scotland - Northern Ireland) ferries took shelter in a bay up the coast and radioed Larne harbour about the weather there to see if they could dock. They were told that the Baltic Ferry had just docked. They replied "The Baltic Ferry is back from the Falklands, we're back from the scrapyard. We're staying put." Apparently on a passage with a lot of football supporters on board they did not use the stabilisers, so they were too busy vomiting too cause any trouble, although the bottom of a stairwell was a pool of vomit! MRB.