From: Bif Smith <bif@b...>
Date: Fri, 13 Oct 2000 10:36:42 +0100
Subject: re-YORKSHIRE CONFEDACY
Why are you going on about us yorkshire men thinking we are better than those nancy suthern puffs? we know we are, so there`s no debate there. A yorkshire cofederacy sounds like a wonderful idea, and orignally the land of britian was governed form york (I think, seem to remember someone telling me this, because it is roughly geographiclly half way between the far north of scotland and the south coast, and less likly to be invaded by those barbairian gaulls(froggys)).<g> Of course we wouldn`t nuke lancasterians, de-orbiting a several million tonne asteroid is a far more amusing idea. The joke about the three germans is famillier, but I remember the tight one as a yorkshine man. Heard the one about the yorkshire man who dropped a pound coin?, it hurt when it hit the back of my head. We have been discribe as scot`s men with the generosity removed(which I agree with), or as having short arms and DEEP pockets(when it`s our round).