OT was Re: [DSII] Reactive armour

> Laserlight wrote:

> Someone who shall remain nameless wrote:

Might be a good idea, yes ;-)

But OTOH we already know we have Bavarian spies on this list, so it's
probably to late for you anyway ;-)

> Laserlight wrote:

Not "spies", citizen. Observers. There ARE spies on this list, of course, but
you don't know about them. No one knows about them. They don't even know about
themselves....

Fnord.

> John Crimmins wrote:

> Not "spies", citizen. Observers. There ARE spies on this list, of

Well, the people who DO Know prefer to call themselves "Members of the
Intelligence Community".

Another person (on the net) who SHOULD have known better once sounded me out
on doing some consultancy work for the (three letter acronym). I

> On Tue, 12 Jan 1999, Oerjan Ohlson wrote:

forget the bavarians - this list is crawling with Canadians!

Tom

Thomas spake thusly upon matters weighty:

> > But OTOH we already know we have Bavarian spies on this list

Mr.Johnson, Mr.Goodall, please subdue Mr.Anderson. He's clearly askew. If
necessary, use the taser. Then, I think, an extensive program of
rehabilitative therapy on Baffin Island. His obvious
paranoid delusions about the Peace Loving, Harmless, Hockey-Playing
Canadians (who actually know what a butter tart is and drink ice wine and
strong beer) suggest he needs a "Rest".

Be careful, minister. You are sending in the clear, again.

                                        -Central Monitoring

> Thomas Barclay wrote:

In a message dated 99-01-14 15:30:32 EST, you write:

<< > But OTOH we already know we have Bavarian spies on this list

 forget the bavarians - this list is crawling with Canadians! >>
What about the Kra'Vak spies?
-Adm. Sir Stephen F. Kaylee

The Narn Bat Squad disengages from the fray in fear of the rogue "Hockey
sympathizers" inherent in any group of Canucks...

Michael Wikan Game Design Slave Zero Accolade, Inc.
http://www.slavezero.com
mwikan@accolade.com wikan@sprintmail.com "We sleep safely in our beds because
rough men stand ready in the night to
visit violence on those who would do us harm."-George Orwell

> -----Original Message-----

> Thomas spake thusly upon matters weighty:

I support Mr Anderson's allegations (except 'crawling' isn't the adjective I
would use;). The Canadians are Everywhere (for your
convenience - hey, they're Psi-Corps!!)

I wonder now, will the Canadians again outnumber everyone else at this
year's GZG-ECC? Time will tell...

Mk

> The Narn Bat Squad disengages from the fray in fear of the rogue

I heard a rumor that Narns *tasted* like chicken, but...

;-)

Mk

On Thu, 14 Jan 1999, mark kochte, using yet another odd and overlong
> pseudonym, wrote:

it wasn't long ago that you or one of your countrymen was explaining how
canada had the second largest navy in ww2. and how can any nation with
francophones in its military hierarchy be peace-loving!

> >and drink strong beer

strong beer! don't make me laugh. perhaps compared to that yellow fizzy pop
the americans drink, but to a european your boast is laughable! honestly,
though, i heard a theory that american beer is the way it is so as to be like
coke, so that young people can easily get into it.

> I wonder now, will the Canadians again outnumber everyone else at this

GZG-ECC, aka 'Little Ottawa'! those sneaky canadian dev...
mmmngnngngmnmgnmgneeeeeee... Canadians are friendly. Canadians are good.
Canadians are friendly. Canadians do not want to take over the world.
Canadians are good. Canadians are not a threat. Canadians are friendly. Obey
the Canadians. Canadians are good...

Tom

Thomas Anderson <thomas.anderson@university-college.oxford.ac.uk> wote:

> > >and drink strong beer

Yes that yellow fizzy stuff is terrible. BUT, there are a lot of fantastic
American beers that don't come from the big makers of the fizzy stuff. If you
every get out to Califonia, I'll show some of the local microbrewers. There is
good stuff in the old USA, you just don't see it advertised on the telly.

Enjoy,

> I wonder now, will the Canadians again outnumber everyone else at

<sigh>

We lost another one, gang...

Mk

This is the 2nd time Beer has been talked about recently, hmmm....

Tom Granvold wrote...
> > > >and drink strong beer

I do agree with Tom on this one. I really do need to get out of cold North
Dakota and visit you some time Tom and compare miniature and game a bit (on
topic bit)

> << > But OTOH we already know we have Bavarian spies on this list

Don't Dis us Canadians Eh

- Some Freek who Really should get more sleep but is to tierd(and
Stupied) to... I LOVE GRADE 9 :-)

> Jonathan Jarrard wrote:

Hey Fred,
     Try to get the other Cray back online!   We just got another
transmission full of code words and keys. Where is that book....

First block = Three names, an angle (bearing), Psy ops, a weapon, Second block
= psy warfare, halucigenic attack, two propaganda campaigns
               in Canada, one solid and two liquid bio-war agents.

and all of this from a Minister with a mental health and insecurity problem.

:-)
Bye for now,

> DracSpy@aol.com wrote:

Don't worry about Kra'Vak spies, they are easy to spot, They all wear dentures
and have skin problems!

Bye for now,

> > GZG-ECC, aka 'Little Ottawa'! those sneaky canadian dev...
Finaly Some Sense Coming From Some of you Guys (and Gals(MUST BE POLTICAL
CORRECT IN CANADA))

To bring this back on topic A while ago I made some ships based very losely on
Canadas "Navy". They were made with the Ship Builder. I promise this will turn
out better than my Screw up with Fighters. I might even try to clear some of
the confusion about them up after Exams. The Ships will be online... NOW! I
made them along time ago. I
do not know why. This is a desprate attempt to bring this On-topic.

"Ours is Not the Reasons Why, Ours is to Do or DIE!"
-Risk Computer Came.

GO CANADA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Me
Aaron Davis
http://www.geocities.com/timessquare/castle/8274/index.html

> On Thu, 14 Jan 1999, Thomas Anderson wrote:

> GZG-ECC, aka 'Little Ottawa'! those sneaky canadian dev...

Ah, the secret orbital mind control lasers are working. Good. Combined with
Project HollyWierd (infiltration of Canadian agents into US media) our program
of civilizing the rest of the world is well on track.

I offer a toast, gentlebeings. (in good Canadian beer, of course)

> At 06:49 PM 1/14/99 -0800, you wrote:

Oh don't worry...everyone on this list had had a part of their brain
surgically removed--for security purposes, that's all--but we made
certain to leave the humor center intact. However, in some individuals it was
strangely underdeveloped long before *we* got there....

In a message dated 99-01-14 21:37:45 EST, you write:

<< > -Adm. Sir Stephen F. Kaylee

Don't worry about Kra'Vak spies, they are easy to spot, They all wear dentures
and have skin problems! >> What do "only" the Kra'Vak people do?
-Adm. Sir Stephen F. Kaylee

> Yes that yellow fizzy stuff is terrible. BUT, there are a lot of

I agree, I was amazed when in North Carolina I was taken to an English Pub,
with killer ale (3 pints and you're quite intoxicated) and bad british food
like toad in the hole (batter pudding containing sausages).

In Colorado the place is awash with micro-brewery beer which
kicks the ass of the usual brewery pump stuff in the UK and several of out
real ales. I've even seen real US beers infiltrate here such as Petes Wicked
Ale and Adam Smith (the one from Boston) although the more commercial end they
are not bad.

Its nice to have the US imitate the UK if only in a small way (the converse
nearly always being true like the great McInvasion).

Beer is always on topic with GZG gamers.

> GZG-ECC, aka 'Little Ottawa'! those sneaky canadian dev...

That's it! I am now forced to design an internal NAC civil war (mini-
revolution?) scenario in which the Canadians decide to try and take over the
NAC. Ideas for ICWs (Insidious Canuck Weaponry) solicited.

> I offer a toast, gentlebeings. (in good Canadian beer, of course)

The Beer Battery will obviously be one of the ICWs.

> Brian (burger00@camosun.bc.CA)
      ^^^^^^^^^^^	       ^^^^^^^^^^^

I *really* didn't need to know that...

> (anyone taking this stuff seriously has had their sense of humour

Okay, I am taking this stuff seriously. Scenario is being prepared...

;-)

Mk

That's it! I am now forced to design an internal NAC civil war (mini-
revolution?) scenario in which the Canadians decide to try and take over the
NAC. Ideas for ICWs (Insidious Canuck Weaponry) solicited.

The Most Insidious Canuck Weaponry is, quite clearly, Canadian women. They are
even now gaining control over significant portions of the US economy (such as
my entire disposable net income). Fortunately, mine is cute enough
that I don't mind--which is of course a measure of how insidious this
plot is. (If I were really wicked, I would idly wonder why they all seem to be
moving south, ie do Canadian men not measure up? But I will forego any such
comment, so as not to get an Truly Off Topic thread going, and I assume that
everyone will co-operate in ignoring this thread even before it gets
going). (And besides, the answer is obvious).