[OT] Star Wars Geek Humour

Okay, in the vein of "LIGHTEN UP YOU LOT!", here is some amusement.

> A furious light sabre duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE

> looks round, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.

> [quoted text omitted]

> DARTH VADER: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father."

> LUKE: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"

> DARTH VADER: "No! I am your father!"

> LUKE: "No, that's not true! That's impossible."

> DARTH VADER: "Search your feelings; you know it to be true."

> LUKE: "NO!"

> DARTH VADER: "Yes, it is true and you know what else? You know that

> LUKE: "Threepio?"

> DARTH VADER: "Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was 7 years old."

> LUKE: "No."

> DARTH VADER: "Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at

> out of the swamp."

> LUKE: "I destroyed your precious Death Star!"

> DARTH VADER: "When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly

> LUKE: "Well, it's not my fault."

> DARTH VADER: "Oh, here we go. 'Poor me, my father never gave me what I

> wanted for my birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the

> LUKE: "Shut up!"

> DARTH VADER: "You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had

> LUKE: "I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!"

> DARTH VADER: "Oh, for the love of God, 10 years old, winner of the

> [quoted text omitted]

> Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it.

> DARTH VADER: "I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you

> [quoted text omitted]

> Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the

> [quoted text omitted]

> DARTH VADER: "AND GET A HAIRCUT!"

Thanks. After the week I've had, I really needed to be reduced to hysterical
laughter.

This is even better than the Evil Overlord lists.

Excuse me for a moment, I have to forward this to about 500 people.

> Tomb wrote:

> Okay, in the vein of "LIGHTEN UP YOU LOT!", here is some amusement.