[OT} maintenance funnies

> Here are some actual maintenance complaints ("Squawks")
submitted by U.S.
> Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance

> (P) Left inside main tire almost needs replacement

> (P) Test flight OK, except autoland very rough

> (P) #2 Propeller seeping prop fluid,

> (P) Something loose in cockpit

> (P) Evidence of leak on right main landing gear

> (P) DME volume unbelievably loud

> (P) Dead bugs on windshield

> (P) Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm

> (P) IFF inoperative

> (P) Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick

> (P) Number three engine missing

> (P) Aircraft handles funny

> (P) Target Radar hums