[OT] Mailing Lists and Lightbulbs.....

5 posts ยท Jul 22 1999 to Jul 23 1999

From: kx.henderson@q... (Kelvin)

Date: Thu, 22 Jul 1999 14:27:35 +1000

Subject: [OT] Mailing Lists and Lightbulbs.....

One of the guys here at work found the following while surfing the web on
lunch. I thought it was as funny as all heck. (My apologies if it has be
posted before.)

Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light
bulb?

A: 678: 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light
bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs
and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about
the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light
bulbs. 156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb
discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail list. 111 to defend the
posting to this list saying that we are all use light bulbs and therefore the
posts **are** relevant to this mail list. 306 to debate which method of
changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what
brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs 14 to post
that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs. 3 to post
about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which
makes light bulbs relevant to this list. 12 to post to the list that they are
unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

From: Phillip Atcliffe <Phillip.Atcliffe@u...>

Date: Thu, 22 Jul 1999 08:29:16 -0400 (EDT)

Subject: Re: [OT] Mailing Lists and Lightbulbs.....

On Thu, 22 Jul 1999 14:27:35 +1000 Kelvin <kx.henderson@qut.edu.au>
wrote:

> One of the guys here at work found the following while surfing the web

Yes, it's funny, and yes, it's been posted before. But don't worry,
because your version is different to all the others that I've seen --
for one thing, the total number of posters is way down! It's "normally" 1,331;
I wonder what happened to the missing 653?

Phil

From: kx.henderson@q... (Kelvin)

Date: Fri, 23 Jul 1999 07:37:26 +1000

Subject: Re: [OT] Mailing Lists and Lightbulbs.....

> At 08:29 AM 7/22/99 -0400, you wrote:

> 1,331; I wonder what happened to the missing 653?

Some people are just optimists I guess.... ;-)

From: Laserlight <laserlight@q...>

Date: Thu, 22 Jul 1999 19:12:37 -0400

Subject: Re: [OT] Mailing Lists and Lightbulbs.....

> One of the guys here at work found the following while surfing the

They joined the Cold Fusion list, as I recall.

From: Donald Hosford <hosford.donald@a...>

Date: Fri, 23 Jul 1999 04:32:00 -0400

Subject: Re: [OT] Mailing Lists and Lightbulbs.....

Oviously they are out getting lightbulbs....;-)

Donald Hosford

> Phillip Atcliffe wrote:

> On Thu, 22 Jul 1999 14:27:35 +1000 Kelvin <kx.henderson@qut.edu.au>

> Phil