[OT] ...I hope: Reliable Vender Needed !

4 posts ยท May 8 2003 to May 8 2003

From: Allan Goodall <agoodall@a...>

Date: Thu, 08 May 2003 11:51:19 -0500

Subject: [OT] ...I hope: Reliable Vender Needed !

Okay, this is off topic. It's also a piece of spam that I received a couple of
days ago. I don't usually spread spam, but... well, you'll understand why I
posted it here, given the content of the message...

At least... I hope it's spam...!

Allan

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On Wed, 07 May 03 11:48:38 GMT, "Clarice Hopkins" <andrew@haenam.com> wrote:

Greetings,

We need a vender who can offer immediate supply. I'm offering $5,000. US
dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in providing
the below equipment) Contact details of vender required, including name and
phone #. If they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll
immediately pay you $5,000. We
prefer to work with vender in the Boston/New York area.

1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a series
wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the AMD Dimensional
Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction motor, two I80200 warp
stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog Devices isolinear modules, This
unit also has a menu driven GUI accessible on the front panel XID display. All
in 1 units would be great

if reliable models are available

2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with built
in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
jumper/auxiliary system

3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.

If your vender turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.

Email his details to me at: powercrystals@firemail.de

Please do not reply directly back to this email as it will only be bounced
back to you.

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From: Michael Brown <mwbrown@s...>

Date: Thu, 8 May 2003 10:37:27 -0700

Subject: RE: [OT] ...I hope: Reliable Vender Needed !

What do "They" know that we don't?

Michael Brown

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From: Popeyesays@a...

Date: Thu, 8 May 2003 13:58:51 EDT

Subject: Re: [OT] ...I hope: Reliable Vender Needed !

It reminds me of the pinned up announcement which made the rounds of bulletin
boards on college campuses all over the U.S. in the late sixties:

Please be advised that The Temporal Travel Seminar and Practical will be held
LAST Thursday at 3:00 PM in Liberal Arts #207. Please come prepared

From: Michael Brown <mwbrown@s...>

Date: Thu, 8 May 2003 14:15:55 -0700

Subject: RE: [OT] ...I hope: Reliable Vender Needed !

Einstein Express, when it absolutely has to be there the day before yesterday.

Michael Brown

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