[OT] English As She is Spoke

6 posts ยท Feb 26 2004 to Feb 26 2004

From: Alan and Carmel Brain <aebrain@w...>

Date: Thu, 26 Feb 2004 11:22:40 +1100

Subject: Re:[OT] English As She is Spoke

Quick Quiz: What are the correct spellings of:

Positions:

Tea-Shock (Irish Prime Minister - Gaelic rather than English...)

Personal Names:

Chumley Fanshaw Reece Sinjun (This one's been mentioned before)

Places:

Woostershur Gloster Dunleary Mairlbun Kanbruh Woolama Loo

Personally, I have problems with Boise, Idaho. I keep on wanting to pronounce
it "Bwa", a la Francaise.

From: Doug Evans <devans@n...>

Date: Wed, 25 Feb 2004 18:37:03 -0600

Subject: Re:[OT] English As She is Spoke

> Gaelic rather than English

Now, that's not fair!

I've learned at least three spellings and pronunciations for the capital of
the largest nation in the world, and I'm assuming the linguists are not done
yet.

And what's this 'Spain' people keep talking about? I'm aware of Espa~a, but
no 'Spain'...

;->=

Boy, this thing is JUST getting boiling!

Starship Troopers! There, I said it!

*laugh* *run away*

The_Beast

From: Robertson, Brendan <Brendan.Robertson@d...>

Date: Thu, 26 Feb 2004 12:13:35 +1100

Subject: RE: [OT] English As She is Spoke

*Fiction* The barrel of the plasma carbine gently pushed aside the palm leaves
shrouding the poolside of The_Beast's secret hideaway.  It had taken all
the sensor capabilities of the suit and heavy reliance on the the Mk1 eyeball
to locate this facility that was shielded and very well defended. In the end,
it had been the thermal steaming of the hot-tub against the almost as
warm surround air that gave away his position. With the target finally
sighted, all reason for stealth had vanished. A click of the tongue controls
locked onto secondary targets for the rest of the squad and also tertiary
targets for the bounce bombs. In seconds, all was ready. An indicator light on
the HUD turned from the steady blue of "mission search" to the amber of
"mission hold". All that was required was for command to hit the "smite"
button and all hell would break loose...
*/fiction*

Do you want me to continue?  :-)

Brendan 'Neath Southern Skies

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From: Glenn M Wilson <triphibious@j...>

Date: Wed, 25 Feb 2004 20:10:47 -0600

Subject: Re: [OT] English As She is Spoke

Smite, smite, smite, smite!

You  __were__  aware he built a reflex shield into the hideaway, right?

On Thu, 26 Feb 2004 12:13:35 +1100 "Robertson, Brendan"
> <Brendan.Robertson@dva.gov.au> writes:

From: John Leary <john_t_leary@y...>

Date: Thu, 26 Feb 2004 09:46:53 -0800 (PST)

Subject: Re:[OT] English As She is Spoke

--- Alan and Carmel Brain <aebrain@webone.com.au>
wrote:
> Places:

Submitted with due respect:

Woolfardisworthy (Devon)
is spoken------

Wools-er-ee

bye for now,

From: John Leary <john_t_leary@y...>

Date: Thu, 26 Feb 2004 09:51:52 -0800 (PST)

Subject: RE: [OT] English As She is Spoke

--- "Robertson, Brendan"
> <Brendan.Robertson@dva.gov.au> wrote:
...
> All that was required was

Sounds like round here, when homework is to be done.

Bye for now,