[OT] Dice

2 posts ยท Nov 21 2001 to Nov 24 2001

From: KH.Ranitzsch@t... (K.H.Ranitzsch)

Date: Wed, 21 Nov 2001 08:32:30 -0000

Subject: [OT] Dice

Hello everybody

The DBM list has at the moment a lively debate on dice and their properties.
Some of you might appreciate this particular contribution

:-)
Karl Heinz

> --- In dbmlist@y..., Madcam@m... wrote:

> --- In dbmlist@y..., b.j.moyle@m... wrote:
Hi:

> Hey thats a great Idea ! But how can you tell if a die is male or

Ahem, the repoductive system of dice has been the subject of many a scientific
paper. Early systems to classify dice were fraught with dififculty as it turns
out that dice or in fact polymorphous rather than dimorphous. That is, the
male can take one of several distinct phenotypes. Nonethelss, the German
author Weier's ground backing taxonomic system "Revision Der Wurfel",
published in 1935 is regarded as the best starting point. Alas it is difficult
to get a copy. The fluffy dice used by some motorists are an interesting
isnatnce of parallel evolution as they in fact, have no relationship to the
more
common and wide-spread 'wurfelspeil'.

Gender of dice is determined in the egg-stage of the nest.  Like some
crocodilians (the phylogeny of dice and crocodilians remains in fierce
debate), temperature is crucial to determining the gender of the dice.

Actual determination of sex requires an internal examination of the dice. The
genital operculum is protected by a hard plate or 'scutum'
over the one-spot.  Females have conspicuous ovaries and are often
small and drab in appearance. The expert can always tell.

Dice fondling is regarded as an unsafe habit due to a parasitic mimic
of dice that will inject its eggs under your skin- where they will
literally, make a meal out of you. Most wargamers carry sharp knives to
expedite the rapid excision of such parasites when they are large enough to be
readily located. It is speculated that this parasite injects its host with a
hormone that promotes weight gain and a sedantary life style so as to
perpetuate the future supply of food for its young.

Kind regards

Brendan
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From: Iain Davidson <iain@a...>

Date: Sat, 24 Nov 2001 11:58:02 -0000

Subject: RE: [OT] Dice

some people need to get out more..... ;-)

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