From: Robin Paul <Robin.Paul@t...>
Date: Mon, 14 Jul 1997 00:46:43 -0400
Subject: Off topic joke- Re: With a name like, "Full Thrustt"...
> At 05:16 PM 7/14/97 +0000, you wrote: SNIP > ... Not to mention, (but I will....) the fact that certian freinds of Long years ago, a circus was touring the highlands of Scotland by rail. One of their more enterprising chimps made a break for freedom, still wearing the suit he wore in the ring, but unfortunately, he broke his neck leaping from the train. The body was found by two elderly highlanders, Dougal and Donald. "Dougal, will ye look at yon puir divil? The puir soul must ha fallen from the train." "Aye, mebbe so. D'ye no think he his a look o' a McGregor aboot him?" "Na! He's gey bonny a chiel fer a McGregor! Yon's a Campbell!" "Away! A Campbell's mair sleekit an creeshie! A Mackay, mebbe?" "Na! He isna hairy enough fer a Mackay... He must be an English tourist..." I'll get me coat. "