NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE] (fwd)

6 posts ยท Nov 16 2000 to Nov 18 2000

From: Laserlight <laserlight@q...>

Date: Thu, 16 Nov 2000 16:51:33 -0500

Subject: Re: FW: NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE] (fwd)

Brian (a Canadian Brian, for those who have difficulty telling the Brians
apart):

> >>Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial

87.3% of statistics are made up on the spot.

> >>2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft

Not that Microsoft will care. But what about Southern English?

> >>6. You should stop playing American "football". There is only one

The Blue Bombers are no more?

> >>7. You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear

How about if we start off with the nuclear weapons? (this comment submitted on
behalf of John Atkinson)

> >>9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for

Given that DaimlerChrysler just yesterday made it plain that "Daimler" is the
important part of the name, this may become moot.

> >>10. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.

And why didn't he go on to Teddy? That's what has been bothering me.

From: Allan Goodall <agoodall@a...>

Date: Thu, 16 Nov 2000 22:57:13 -0500

Subject: Re: FW: NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE] (fwd)

On Thu, 16 Nov 2000 16:51:33 -0500, "Chris DeBoe"
<LASERLIGHT@QUIXNET.NET> wrote:

> >>6. You should stop playing American "football". There is only one

No, that's CFL. Not American football, it's Canadian football. A far superior
breed of football. *G*

> Given that DaimlerChrysler just yesterday made it plain that "Daimler"
is
> the important part of the name, this may become moot.

And apparently the number of North American cars built in Ontario is almost up
to the levels of those built in Michigan, it may be doubly moot. *S*

> >>10. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.

All he had to do was wreck the steering on Teddy's car... *S* By the time they
got to Teddy, they decided to "make it look like an accident". *G*

From: Doug Evans <devans@n...>

Date: Thu, 16 Nov 2000 22:13:21 -0600

Subject: Re: FW: NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE] (fwd)

I was about to mention the several things that confused me: if Tony Blair is
our CEO, how will anybody notice a difference from Bill, from whom he took
notes to BECOME PM? Isn't the USA doing fairly well in football AND rugby in
international competition already?

Then I said: time to call sufficient thrashing of moribund equine.

The_Beast (who uses 'merde' all the time, thank you very much)

-Douglas J. Evans, curmudgeon

One World, one Web, one Program - Microsoft promotional ad
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer - Adolf Hitler

From: Allan Goodall <agoodall@a...>

Date: Fri, 17 Nov 2000 19:56:40 -0500

Subject: Re: FW: NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE] (fwd)

> On Thu, 16 Nov 2000 22:13:21 -0600, devans@uneb.edu wrote:

> Isn't the USA doing fairly well in football AND

Well, there is no international football competition. The We Laugh doesn't
count. *S*

As for the US doing well in international rugby? *snicker*

From: Doug Evans <devans@n...>

Date: Fri, 17 Nov 2000 19:35:51 -0600

Subject: Re: FW: NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE] (fwd)

***
Well, there is no international football competition. The We Laugh doesn't
count. *S*

As for the US doing well in international rugby? *snicker*
***

This in response to my statement this whole thing is painful off topic and
down right boring.

Not to mention obscure to the point of pointlessness.

Thank you very much.

The_Beast

-Douglas J. Evans, curmudgeon

One World, one Web, one Program - Microsoft promotional ad
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer - Adolf Hitler

From: Doug Evans <devans@n...>

Date: Fri, 17 Nov 2000 19:44:43 -0600

Subject: Re: FW: NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE] (fwd)

Sorry, on reflection, I realize the last should have been a direct email.

The_Beast

-Douglas J. Evans, curmudgeon

One World, one Web, one Program - Microsoft promotional ad
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Fuhrer - Adolf Hitler