NBS for St. Jon^3

4 posts ยท Jun 1 2000 to Jun 1 2000

From: Thomas Barclay <Thomas.Barclay@s...>

Date: Thu, 1 Jun 2000 10:50:45 -0400

Subject: NBS for St. Jon^3

Brethren (and Sistern, if we include Beth!),

Let us lower our heads in sadness. It is truly a tragic day. How awful it is
that we, the Faithful, must despatch our agents of divine punishment (Narns
Mit Der Big Bats) to the Shrine at Needham with truly regretable orders: To
whack our blessed St.Jon^3 of Needham upon the noggin' until he recants his
absolutely horrific comment about Grazers, Cows, and FB3.....

As others have found before, Sr.Tuffley, resistance is futile. When the Narn
Bat Squad arrives, submit peacefully. They like it when people resist.

:)

From: Ground Zero Games <jon@g...>

Date: Thu, 1 Jun 2000 21:35:53 +0100

Subject: Re: NBS for St. Jon^3

> Brethren (and Sistern, if we include Beth!),

OK, I'm sorry..... ;-)
I plead the "late at night" and "bad sense of humour" defences; the first law
of bad jokes is that you should never pass up a straight line.....

From: Mike Stanczyk <stanczyk@p...>

Date: Thu, 1 Jun 2000 16:16:39 -0600 (MDT)

Subject: Re: NBS for St. Jon^3

Well, at least you didn't suggest using giant wooden rabbit launchers as
anti-fighter weapons...

Remember the Dork Tower cover with the copy of "Fool Thrust"? This whole
disscussion is straight from Fool Thrust, page 18, ship weapon section...

Mike

> On Thu, 1 Jun 2000, Ground Zero Games wrote:

> >Brethren (and Sistern, if we include Beth!),

From: Laserlight <laserlight@q...>

Date: Thu, 1 Jun 2000 19:14:47 -0400

Subject: Re: NBS for St. Jon^3

> As others have found before, Sr. Tuffley, resistance is futile.
When the
> Narn Bat Squad arrives, submit peacefully. They like it when

Jon is a little strange that way, though, according to one of his previous
posts, so he'll probably resist. And enjoy it. Sigh.