Name that Doodad....

3 posts ยท May 13 1999 to May 14 1999

From: djwj <djwj@e...>

Date: Thu, 13 May 1999 11:38:52 -0600

Subject: Re: Name that Doodad....

(See the archive of GZG digest 280. Very humurous)

Keg of beer... Brings back memories. My first tabletop (instead of
hex-board) wargame was a Battletech game where the objective was a
brewery. Lets try some other one liner obvious choices for the barrel on
front. how about:

An armored winch. After all the engineering package dosen't take up capacity
(at least I haven't found it in the rules), so just bolt one on.

An ammo drum, wouldn't be the first time a military design company had made a
deathtrap (the original Bradley A.P.C. as an example)

An armored housing for an air filter to keep dirt and fragments out of ducted
fans used for forward propulsion. The figs do have "engine apretures" on back,
sometimes you can see them between the flash. Besides Iv'e
personally never liked the idea of mounting an A-Grav generator for
"falling" forward movement. It too easily brings to mind the idea of a cartoon
character holding a magnet... (remember gravity moves the lightest object the
fastest, and sticks it to the heavier object. A 4 ton tank moving at 150mph
may have 1,000 mph or more winds preceeding it, much less the two to three
hundred pound infantryman they keep picking up as they pass infantry
emplacements, Hey a use for those GW40K cannister platoons, throw them at a
GRAV tank and let them engage it in melee while they are stuck to the hood.
8D)

Badly placed survival gear in a 55 gallon drum.

Water.

Okay, now for my Paramount Studios Technospeak entry:

The forward cylindrical feature is the housing for the Advanced Threat
Detection and Analysis Sensor Array (ATDA-SA).

Backstory: The NAC command, pressured by the supply staff of the 103rd Blood
Tigers, an elite special forces company, made a request for a multi role
vehicle with easy access and maintence away from friendly lines. Royal
Armaments Inc. made the FV700 MMRAV family and won the production contract.
The Modular Multi-Role Armored Vehicle was an instant hit amongst
command staff and technical crews for it's ease of repair and it's fast
turnaround in the repair bays. The modules could be unlimbered quickly and
repaired from angles that were previously unaccessable, while the remainder of
the vehicle, often in working order, would be off performing it's intended
function.

Later, in the spinward rim colonies an ESU commander named Yuri Ling was
making successful advances against NAC forces. The first thing Commander Ling
attacked was the artillery and air support platforms, with his own artillery,
air support, but especially his own elite special forces. Then while the
support cannons were waiting for AEV's to return from trench digging and
minelaying to the command lines to repair the damage the ESU forces would
rapidly advance across the battlefield while the main NAC forces had no
artillery cover, and their aircraft were busy in
air-superiority dogfights, unable to take advantage of the air defence
"umbrella" they were so accustomed to having.

This tactic disturbed the NAC comand, and although this was happening on an
outermost colony world, the continued colonization of more and more worlds,
meant that garison forces were streched thin and still streching. If ESU had
found a tactic that could break their lines it would be a serious blow to the
NAC. Something had to be done about the interruption to the support cannons
and their invalulable cover.

Battle Advanced Technology (BAT) industries came up with the FW series support
vehicles. The original specification called for a modular turret that could be
quickly moved from hull to hull changing a damaged AA gun with a working
artillery gun off a damaged hull, quickly consolidating the working elements
in to as many tanks as possible. Unfortunately this was all but impossible as
the design spec for the turret became larger than the proposed chassis.
Increasing the size of the chassis was proposed, and rejected due to cost
considerations as the increased chassis would be not only more expensive but
harder to work on, something the FV series was
intended to combat. Other proposals included multi-tank formations: if
the artillery sensor was damaged roll up another one so the cannon could keep
firing (rejected due to the need for specific placement of vehicles relative
to each other.), Trailer modules (couldn't move fast enough if front lines
were overrun, these things were still too expensive to loose casually) and a
host of even more rediculous ideas, Man portable systems was one of the most
extravigantly silly.

General Garret Stuart (ret.) was brought in to assist in creation of the
vehicle. As it turned out the NAC had a "strong enough to bend" tactic that
called for all forces to fall back while command section repairs were
underway, and return strong once completed. The invention of the GRAV made
ground combat speeds too high to make effective use of this tactic. However
the BAT research team theorised that if repairs were streamlined, they might
be able to make effective use of this tactic to make up for time spent in
repairs.

The FV series tank was made Gravitic itself to get the most out of a retreat,
and given modular components that could be replaced in one minute or less, the
largetst replacement component was the turret and ammo bins. That could take
from fifteen minutes up to half an hour, but with a retreat at GRAV speeds
that might give enough time to make that interval feasable. In order to cut
down the time on replacing the turret many common components between the A and
T variants were fitted to the chassis, and some components not considered
necessary for either, but still might be useful, were as well dropping the
necessity for them to be moved from one chassis to another, as well as
providing replacement parts without a supply line.

The barrel looking object seen on the front of the FV series support vehicle
is one of the components that was not absolutely necessary for the artillery
gun but mounted anyways. The Intel corp. Argus mark V Advanced Tactical
Sensor had a new cousin: The Argus II ATDA-SA, which incorporated
advanced magnetic resonance imaging as well as a gravatic pulse detection
system,
with the traditional active/passive radar/milimetric, thermal,
low-light,
and telescopic imaging suite common on most support vehicles. The problem with
the Argus II was its size. It was too large to be placed in place of smaller
less efficient systems, and less effective than larger sensor
array's common to command and Anti-Battery-Radar carriers. This made the
Argus II a technical masterpiece but a tactical orphan. Intel believed that
the Argus III would be able to replace smaller sensors in ten years.

Meanwhile back at BAT industries the design was taking shape. The engineers
had a problem installing the tactical analysis and IFF sensors on the T
variant turret. The sensors required massive weight counterballancing that the
turret ring couldn't handle. When the turret was applied and the tank was
overpressured the turret twisted sideways in the ring, binding it in place.
BAT researcher Jeremy Halles worked on some of the Argus II's side components,
one of which was the parallax compensation for the
long-array
layout of the sensors. The Parallax compensation consisted of a computer that
constantly calculated the angle differential between the leftmost and
rightmost sensors to arrive at an accurate target point. Jeremy believed that
the computer could handle one more set of variables, the parallax between the
sensors and the gun. This would still involve placing sensors on the gun
barrel itself, but they wouldn't be as heavy as the complete sensor array
planned for the turret. Mounted on the forward chassis, the Argus II would
cover the detection and analysis duties. Intel was happy to sell the Argus II
to BAT even with the agreement that BAT would do the modifications, this would
be the first mass order of the Argus II and Intell was gratefull to be able to
unload their "white elephant". Originally the Argus II was to be placed in the
hull itself, but it was too large to be placed in the forward knife edge, and
so ended up in a barell shaped housing on the front of the tank.

The placement of the Argus II ATDA-SA on the FV series chassis had one
other effect that was not intended. The artillery batteries were capable of
adding to a commander's knoledge of the forces arrayed on the battlefield. The
use of multiple magnetic resonance sensors in a line up to 1.2 KM long
enhanced rangefinding and technical analysis of the enemy on the battle field.

With the final results in prototype, BAT requisitioned a NAC combat group to
perform maintence on the prototypes, swapping every component from one vehicle
to another. At the demonstration for the "brass" the tank components were
swapped in less than seven minutes, each tank swarming with groups of two
moving one component each, while a crane and three crew moved turrets between
the chassis. Generals at the demonstration were concerned with the
fact that this was expected to be done under-fire and sometimes while
moving at gravatic speeds. BAT produced a platoon of each tank for NAC
military to perform tests. After two months of trials NAC ordered limited
production of the FV series. Some of the production went to the 103rd Blood
Tigers, who immediately ordered another platoon of each to replace their aging
support
platoons. After that order colony garrissons began flooding I-Corps
supply with requisitions for the FV series support tanks. NAC command was
forced to order unlimited production for the FV series from BAT.

Destruction of the Argus II often gains the comment "Blind as a BAT", and the
FV series isn't popular amongst toy makers as children often think that the
barell on front makes it look less cool than the MBTs.

Okay that's my contribution to the theory. As to the fact that I may have too
much time on my hands: "Aren't we all just killing time before the final
oblivion anyways?"

From: Michael Llaneza <maserati@e...>

Date: Thu, 13 May 1999 19:21:37 -0700

Subject: Re: Name that Doodad....

> At 10:38 AM -0700 5/13/99, djwj wrote:
how
> about :

How about Russian IFV's with magnesium armor and fuel tanks in the rear door?
Or Hind attack choppers with the fuel tank located behind the red star on the
side of the hull?

no technobabble from me, not this time anyway

From: Robertson, Brendan <Brendan.Robertson@d...>

Date: Fri, 14 May 1999 12:40:15 +1000

Subject: RE: Name that Doodad....

I can just see that in a rebel reference manual: "X marks the spot..."

'Neath Southern Skies - http://users.mcmedia.com.au/~denian/
Commodore Alfred K Hole - RNS Indy's Folly (CB)
Task Force Admiral Peter Rollins - RNS Waterloo (MKW)
Fleet Admiral Alberto Doyle - NKV Vesuvius (LFI)

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