Meteorite aged wine....

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http://www.cbc.ca/news/yourcommunity/2012/01/would-you-drink-meteorite-i
nfused-wine.html

When an episode of Venusian Measles or Martian Brain-Rot breaks out, I
get to say "I told you so!".

What an unpleasant thing to do to a perfectly good chunk of space rock (dunk
it in wine....).