Liberal/Conservative (was: Mission to Mars)

Liberal: The bloke who buys the beer for his chums Conservative: The bloke who
buys the beer for himself.

[Just a guess as I am far from the land-down-under]

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Liberal: The bloke who buys the beer for his chums Conservative: The bloke who
buys the beer for himself.

[Just a guess as I am far from the land-down-under]
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Given some of the comments, I thought the beer test was:

Liberal: Beat you comatose if you offer an US beer... Conservative: Drop you
like a bad habit, poison your family, and rape your livestock.

But, I could be confusing OZ with Wyoming. ;->=

The_Beast

PS Honest, some of my best friends come from WY.

" PS Honest, some of my best friends come from WY." That's because it is a
great place to be FROM.

Michael Brown

[quoted original message omitted]

> "Bell, Brian K" wrote:

> Liberal: The bloke who buys the beer for his chums

Actually I would have thought: Liberal: Guy who expects somebody else to buy
his beer for him.

> -----Original Message-----

> "Bell, Brian K" wrote:

No, no, no...

It's like this:

Liberal: Guy who buys the beer for his chums using *your* money.

Is there any way to get a government grant to do research into the subculture
of Full Thrust?

vargr1                                                   UPP-8D9B85
---------------------------- Omnia dicta fortiora, si dicta latina.

> Bell, Brian K wrote:

You got it wrong!!!

A Liberial: The guy who buys the beer with your money!

Conserative: The guy who counts his change to see if he can afford a pint.

Bye for now,

> Moody, Danny M. wrote:

> Liberal: Guy who buys the beer for his chums using *your* money.
The bad news: You have beaten me the the punch line.

The good news: Two great minds have come up with the same line.

Bye for now,

The moderate has a sip of everybody's beer. The Radical jumps the bar and
drinks from the tap. The Reactionary demands tries to bring back prohibition.
The silent majority = those already to drunk to care.

Andy A

> Liberal: Guy who buys the beer for his chums using *your* money.

Sorry, I'm going to jump into this one too, not intended to offend anyone, for
entertainment purposes only!

Liberal: Guy who buys the beer for his chums using *someone elses* money.

Conservative: Complains about the chums getting free beer that they did not
work for and thus earn (but does not turn down a free pint if you offer it to
him).

> On Fri, 17 Mar 2000, John Leary wrote:

> Bell, Brian K wrote:

No, it's like this:

Liberal: Buys a six-pack, is willing to give, say, two beer to friends.
Or will participate in buying of rounds.

Conservative: Will shoot anyone who trys to take any of his six-pack!
Thinks rounds are for firearms.

Stalinist: Will shoot anyone who buys beer, becuase they're obviously a
counter-revolutionary and/or a kulak...

:>

> Liberal: The bloke who buys the beer for his chums

Not quite-

Conservative: Buys his own beer Liberal: Buys his beer with YOUR money and
says your greedy
homophobe-bigot
for arguing with him

That coming from a Federal auditor:)

> Liberal: The bloke who buys the beer for his chums

Not quite-

Conservative: Buys his own beer Liberal: Buys his beer with YOUR money and
says you're
greedy-homophobe-bigot for arguing with him.

That coming from a Federal auditor:)

In a message dated 3/17/00 9:51:28 PM Central Standard Time,
> yh728@victoria.tc.ca writes:

<< Liberal: Buys a six-pack, is willing to give, say, two beer to
friends. Or will participate in buying of rounds.

 Conservative: Will shoot anyone who trys to take any of his six-pack!
Thinks rounds are for firearms.

Stalinist: Will shoot anyone who buys beer, becuase they're obviously a
 counter-revolutionary and/or a kulak...
> [quoted text omitted]
This is actually it:

Liberal: Buys a six-pack, shares it with his poor friends. Demands that
his wealthier friends setup a "Beer Relief Fund", eventually funding it with a
Tax on beer, coincidently pricing beer out of the range of the poor anyway.

Conservative: Buys 12 pack, allows friends ONE beer each, then they must pay
for their own. Keeps gun around to ward off beer theives. Sells rest of beer,
making enough money to buy his own brewery.

Stalinist: "Liberates" beer from capitalist pigs, declares it the property of
the people. Begins killing those who make noise about getting some of it.

Communist: Enters into a beer making cooperative, with a five year plan. No
beer is made but the managers seem to be living better than anyone else.

Socialist: Nationalizes brewery, to make sure everyone has enough. Quality and
quantity of beer produced take severe drops, forcing a beer rationing program,
and a thriving black market in foreign beer.

Libertarian: Doesn't drink beer, but will argue over the ownership and
property rights of the beer anyway.

John