[HIST] The origin of the Second American Civil War and the NAC ab sorption of the former United States

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I suspect, with the list behaving sporadically, this didn't make it. So I
resend.

We've always wondered what exactly brought about the chain of events St.Jon
proposes in his future history. Quite clearly, many of us in North America
found the takeover of the USA rather unlikely. But strangely, events have
proven Sr.Tuffley far more prescient than any of us would suspect. I guess he
just got the date wrong.... he did get the "who ends up running who" part
right, as the article that follows will illustrate.

Note: For the terminally humor deficient, this is in fact a bit of tongue in
cheek humor, not a serious attempt to denigrate the US, its citizens, nor to
advocate the return of the Monarchy. Good lord.... I'm of Scottish stock! So
just enjoy it for the humor it is!

And as a strictly Canadian note, the Football they are talking about is
obviously the CFL.

> NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE

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> 9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it

*phew*

I a-fear'd, like,  you'd be makin' us, like,  drive English cars. My bro
would, like, hate to give up his Audi's. And my, like, dreams of another
beemer bike.

The_Beast

-Douglas J. Evans, curmudgeon

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