From: Jerry Han <jhan@w...>
Date: Fri, 04 Mar 2011 21:05:45 -0500
Subject: [GZG] [GZG ECC] GZG ECC XIV Quote Board
Finally transcribed for your pleasure, the GZG ECC XIV Quote Board. Have fun! -- JGH ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---- ***** GZG ECC XIV Quote Board ***** ***** FRIDAY EVENING ***** Jerry H: I'll let you guys fight it out, but please don't get blood on the carpet. It voids our deposit for the room. Vince: So, how DID you get those ships? Jerry H: I killed a man. Jerry H: If you hyper out, you forfeit the scenario. Yerin: You mean like those Wisconsin Democrats? Jerry H: Feeling bitter, Yerin? Don R: All right, how do we turn our weapons on? Jerry H: I'll explain when we reach that point. Derek: Trust me, we're at that point! John L: I can only roll one good die at a time. Jerry H: Pew! Pew! Pew! Zap! Pew! Pew! Pew! Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!.... One point of damage. Tom B: I wish I took the blue pill. Jon D: It's a black tie dinner. Did you bring a tie? Jon-Mark: I brought a penguin. John L: It was about one nano-smidge. Tom B: This is a schizophrenic team. Both sides of their brain get to attack. Mike B: Skynet started Judgment Day because the military blocked it's porn access. John L: Oooo, two 6's. Ron: Did somebody roll for you? (Rolling a combined missile attack...) Ron: (rolls) Look at all those 6's I rolled. John L: (rolls) I just made up for you. ***** SATURDAY MORNING ***** Aaron: I've been called worse... but only by my own men. Marine 1: You were supposed to stay out of melee! Marine 2: I did... for the first alien. John L: This guy could turn around and start blazing... except his gun is jammed. Other Player: Is it a Raspberry Jam? Only one man would dare give ME the Raspberry. (dealing with Aliens in Bug Hunt) John L: Clearly a bug in the software. Indy: No, it's bugs in the hardware. John L: Doors don't dodge or move.... Jerry H: My doors do. Indy: Uh, Martin, your Eagle is down. Doug: No, it belly-flopped. Ron: Do you convert and agree to be suicide bombers? Aaron: Our bombers are skilled enough to do it twice! Steve B: It's hard to believe it's winning when winning hurts so much. Jerry H: BOB WAYNE IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! David S: What do you mean no fire control? I go to the bathroom, and everything just goes to s***. Vince: (after game prizes are handed out) I'm getting a Phalon!! ***** SATURDAY AFTERNOON ***** Brian O: Come on Ones! (pause) That's the only time I think you'll ever hear me say that. Don R: (after watching B5 Plasma Nets push an energy mine) Great, we're playing pong with an atomic bomb. Aaron: He cloaked by cleverly turning into little bits. Carl S: If Aaron put the figure on the board, it CAN'T be good. Brian O: You know, I'm not certain the pocket battleship could take on a scout in this shape. Unknown: Is that ship running away? Aaron: No, it's mooning you. Unknown: So, a Drakh mothership can spawn more Drakh ships. Dennis: Yes, it's a 9-month gestation. Dave S: Alright, I've got three class-3s... is that a scout!? John L: My big ship is going to shoot you with 1 die from the beam-2... Bryan:...I was ignoring you, what? Ron L: What are we fighting, aliens or accountants? Vince: Fighting alien accountants. ***** SATURDAY EVENING ***** John L: (to Yerin) Look asteroids! Follow Me!! Yerin: I did that last night. It's not happening again. (The previous night Yerin's ship followed John L into an asteroid field... and Yerin smacked an asteroid at speed 22.) Dave S: They have cat food grenades? Aaron: Jerry, is there a reason the ship has no damage control icons? Jerry H:(takes a look at the SSD, pauses, facepalms) Scott: That would mean, no. (Yerin accidentally knocks her set of 36 dice all over the floor, and all the players stop playing to pick them all up.) Jerry H: Alright. Game suspended on account of Yerin's dice. Jerry H: Roll for initiative John L: Let Carl do it, he still has fighters. (Carl rolls a 1. Aaron rolls a 2) Aaron: I didn't feel the need to put much effort into that one. Jon Davis - Crustie Death! Aaron: You guys sucked it for most of the game. I just sucked it at the end. ***** SUNDAY MORNING ***** Bootlegger Reverse WITH NITRO IN MID-AIR? YES! Aaron: And now we will commence with the ritual butt sniffing. Tom M: At this point, I should probably shoot JP since he has exposed himself. Unknown: Hey look! The Cylons formed square! Aaron Newman: (to Ron after a 2nd failed roll to enter the human station) Are you feeling inadequate in front of all the other aliens? Tom B: Science crew, you need to rig the ship to explode. Indy: Good luck, it's already wrecked Tom B: More explode. Tom B: I don't need my [character] sheets. I can clearly make up numbers whenever I feel like it. Tom B: I'm not going anywhere, [Aaron] is. If he touched it, it's contaminated. Indy: (to Doug) Roll a d6, beat a '3'. Doug: (rolls a '3') Indy: BEAT a '3'. Doug: Like this? (rolls a '2') Aaron: Want a shotgun? I have more long arms than I have figures. Doug: (just before leaving for home) Any border crossing that does not involve latex is a successful trip.