[GZG] Future history silliness

2 posts ยท Feb 15 2006 to Feb 15 2006

From: Hugh Fisher <laranzu@o...>

Date: Wed, 15 Feb 2006 21:15:55 +1100

Subject: [GZG] Future history silliness

A bit of future history silliness I wrote to distract myself from a far too
serious day. It is of course unsanctioned, unofficial, and unlikely.

The GZG timeline has the US economy collapsing, the president being
assassinated, and the 2nd American Civil War, all leading to the formation of
the NAC. But what really triggered these events?

2040: Genetic manipulation is cheap and reliable enough for domestic animals,
especially cows and goats, to be modified to synthesise proteins, enzymes, and
other useful biological compounds in their milk. The pharmaceutical industry
funds a rural "pharming" boom.

2042: In a refinement of the process, goats and sheep are used to synthesise
compounds through the skin and hair, for instance creating naturally
antibiotic or antihistamine fibres.

2043: A few technologically advanced fashion companies start modifying sheep
and goats to synthesise pheromones and aphrodisiacs instead. Angora jackets,
fleecy coats, and woollen sweaters become the ultimate in sensual clothing.
That the effect quickly fades, and is lost entirely if the garment is washed,
only increases repeat sales and profits.

2044: A new and conservative US administration, horrified by the
popularity of "shag-wear" clothing, bans outright all unlicensed
pharm animals.

2044-2048: An era similar to 1920s Prohibition, but electronic
banking and communication, together with fast transportation, spreads criminal
activity from coast to coast at breathtaking speed. Continual intensification
of the "war on fleeces" only strengthens the crime lords.

2049: Every aspect of US society has been thoroughly corrupted by rich,
ruthless, and heavily armed sheep smuggling syndicates.

cheers,

From: Mike Stanczyk <stanczyk@p...>

Date: Wed, 15 Feb 2006 07:58:45 -0700 (MST)

Subject: Re: [GZG] Future history silliness

> On Wed, 15 Feb 2006, Hugh Fisher wrote:

*snip*

> 2042: In a refinement of the process, goats and sheep are used to

You mean I have to wait 30+ years for the cure to the pain that my
fellow listers cause *now* with sheep...

> Continual intensification of the "war on fleeces" only strengthens

and there's the theme (and meme knowing this list) of next years ECC...