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like Ken Wang (if he's a member) has been struck, too.

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http://mail.csua.berkeley.edu:8080/mailman/listinfo/gzg-lGOOD AFTERNOON,
MR.GOODALL. I HAVE AN INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY IN SMALL
PEWTER-BASED MINIATURES THAT YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN. IF YOU COULD
PROVIDE ME WITH YOUR CONTACT DETAILS, I WILL BE HAPPY TO SHIP YOU EITHER A
15MM OR 25MM DROPSHIP BASED MARINE FORCE...

:)

On Wed, May 18, 2011 at 10:50 AM, Allan Goodall <agoodall@hyperbear.com>wrote:

> And it looks like Ken Wang (if he's a member) has been struck, too.

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http://mail.csua.berkeley.edu:8080/mailman/listinfo/gzg-lI sent Ken an
FB email advising him of this. Hopefully he'll be able to take action.

Mk

On Wed, May 18, 2011 at 10:50 AM, Allan Goodall <agoodall@hyperbear.com>wrote:

> And it looks like Ken Wang (if he's a member) has been struck, too.

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http://mail.csua.berkeley.edu:8080/mailman/listinfo/gzg-lBut wait, for
only $19.95 more, they can be converted to a 15mm or 25mm dropship full of
gentlemen's collectibles!

On Wed, May 18, 2011 at 10:56 AM, Fred Kiesche
<godelescherbach@gmail.com>wrote:

> GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. GOODALL. I HAVE AN INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY IN SMALL
Always,
> scribble, scribble, scribble, eh?" (The Duke of Gloucester, on being

> On Wed, May 18, 2011 at 10:56:30AM -0400, Fred Kiesche wrote:

> GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. GOODALL.

I am Lieutenant Commander McHara of HMS Implausible, NAC 6th Fleet. As you may
know, we have recently been involved in pirate suppression duties. While
interrogating two captured pirates, they told us of an asteroid base where we
recovered several missiles, lasers and other weapons, including some boxes one
of which was filled with NAC Pounds to the value of five million (5,000,000).

I am in keen need of a reliable and trustworthy person like yourself...

R

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http://mail.csua.berkeley.edu:8080/mailman/listinfo/gzg-lGood afternoon
mister gzg-1.

I am an important ambassador from the Pan African Union, currently held
captive on L'Dopa IV in Fedrerat Europa space. My government of course has the
funds to pay my ransom, but the funds are tied up in a Nigerian bank currently
in possession by Ugandan revolutionaries. As such I am unable to process a
withdrawal from this account, as the rebels would easily track me.

Therefore, my government is unable to help as I cannot make the payment in my
name. However, if you could provide me with your name, account number and
routing number, I can authorize transfer of C5,000,000 Confederate Credits to
your account and use this information to process payment of my ransom. I would
also need you to authorize payment of C5,000 to my constituents to process the
ransom payment.

Now, here is why you should help me. My ransom is a mere C3,000,000 in
Confederate scrip. If you allow me to make this payment via your account, the
remaining C2,000,000 will be left to you as payment for helping me and our
government.

Please reply as soon as possible, as time is short.

Yours thankfully,

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http://mail.csua.berkeley.edu:8080/mailman/listinfo/gzg-lWinning!

> On Wed, May 18, 2011 at 12:23 PM, Seamus <fomorianwolf@gmail.com> wrote:

> Good afternoon mister gzg-1.

My only quibble is that I'm starting to get more requests for 'assistance'
from Korea and China than Nigeria.

ESU?

The_Beast

Fred Kiesche wrote on 05/18/2011 11:26:44 AM:

> Winning!

> On Wed, May 18, 2011 at 12:23 PM, Seamus wrote:

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Gzg-l@mail.csua.berkeley.edu
http://mail.csua.berkeley.edu:8080/mailman/listinfo/gzg-lMeh. It's still
a 419. The country name (and in some cases, the tone) has varied a lot since
the 1920's, when the scam began as a Spanish prisoner spiel.

An ESU variation would work, though.

On Wed, May 18, 2011 at 12:40 PM, Doug Evans <devans@nebraska.edu> wrote:

> My only quibble is that I'm starting to get more requests for

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http://mail.csua.berkeley.edu:8080/mailman/listinfo/gzg-lTo: Ouachita
Independent Bank - Fraud Department
From: Allan Goodall

Dear sir or madam.

Yesterday I received an email from a business purporting to be a purveyor of
metal miniatures. The company's name is ArmorGroup International, which I
assumed was a legitimate miniature gaming establishment in Britain. In my
excitement, I sent them an order for 1 of "Item #1800 - 15mm Dropship
Based Marine Force, free shipping" and paid for it with my debit card.

I received an invoice from them in French soon after the order. From what I
could read, based on my high school French, the company operated out of
Burkina Faso, Africa. I was somewhat worried, but I found that they had a 100%
rating on eBay and decided to take a chance.

There was apparently some misunderstanding with my order, for this morning I
discovered that I am now overdrawn on my account by $150 million.

Furthermore, if you watched the news this morning, you will see that a
contingent of 1,800 mercenary troops with amphibious tanks and APCs parachuted
into the African nation of Burkina Faso.

Based on the phone calls I have been receiving this morning, I have apparently
been declared "President for Life", and I have been asked for "further
orders". What's more, I had to buy a new cell phone as my regular phone has
been completely locked up with calls from the media, the United Nations, and
the U.S. State Department.

As it appears that I will not be receiving what I ordered, I would appreciate
it if you could please reverse this transaction, along with any overdraft
penalties incurred.

The contact information for this company lists a "Col. (ret) A. Hammer" with
no fixed address, but with a mobile phone number. Please find the contact
information, and copy of the invoice, attached.

You can contact me at my new number, 318-555-7734, if you require
further information. Note that I may be hard to get hold of, as I may soon
have to relocate.

You should all stop immediately. Between the TMP poll entries for 'Best Post'
and these, I have run completely out of spare nappies.

The_Beast

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http://mail.csua.berkeley.edu:8080/mailman/listinfo/gzg-lLet me salute
each of the talented authors (aka scamsters, fraudsters, charlatans, Shylocks
(though Allan might actually have the correct pedigree), and general con men)
for making this thread exceptionally hilarious and making me laugh repeatedly.

I will only say this: If only we had Ortillery to deal with the spammers......
ah, a man can dream, can't he?

Thomas Barclay

PS - If any of you happen to need sanctuary after enraged customers (aka
victims) come for you, I am fairly certain the Alarishi Empire will make
available a place of exile for a sizable chunk of your fortune (small print
mentions something about possibly being near Dolphins, machine intelligences,
Libertarians, or sheep).

> On Wed, 18 May 2011, Doug Evans wrote:

> My only quibble is that I'm starting to get more requests for

I don't know what I did but the Spam Gods(tm) have decided that I'm off the
419 spam list.

Then the new spam started. Blueberry plants. Rasberry plants. And then?

Banana plants.

Did I mention I live in Colorado?  ;-)