Good Guys(Humor) - Was: RE: [FH] About the UN again (sorry Beast)

> So, they are a cross between a major 'Nation' and a multi-national

Well, there may be one corporation that's still benevolent.........

> So, Jon was right. There are no 'good guys' in the GZG-Universe!

A new corporation is making it's way to becoming a major mover and shaker in
the universe..........

Once a fringe corporation that makes a brief flare once a year, North Pole
Industries (NPI) is beginning to amass a large quantity of warships to protect
it's fleet of 'Sleigh' class transports.

CEO S. Claus explains: Due to continuing harrassment from all parties in their
constant squabbling and fighting, I have no choice but to put all governments
on my 'Naughty' list. In order to make my yearly deliveries to subscribers on
my 'Nice' list, I have decided to add warships to the NPI fleet, so that NPI
transports can arrive at their destinations safely.

General Mayhem, currently stationed at the elven shipyards, discusses the new
warships: The "Sleighmaster Mark I" has the most cutting edge technology
available. It is the only ship known to carry the Class 6 ruby red spinal
laser (emitted through the nose, of course) that should give any opposing ship
reason to avoid NPI convoys. Coupled with the short range
coal-plasma emitters, and the vaunted speed of all NPI ships (Acquired
from millenia of billions of planetary deliveries in a 24 hour period) powered
by the mysterious powerplant, codenamed "Reindeer", NPI convoys will more than
adequately defended against petty actions from anyone wanting to dampen the
charitable spirit of NPI deliveries.

Major governments would not comment on this development.

> Gracias,