[Full Metal Atkinson]

4 posts ยท Oct 13 2003 to Oct 15 2003

From: Laserlight <laserlight@q...>

Date: Mon, 13 Oct 2003 12:33:54 -0400

Subject: [Full Metal Atkinson]

> Forward Operating Base Omaha--the reference is to our

From: Laserlight <laserlight@q...>

Date: Wed, 15 Oct 2003 15:35:58 -0400

Subject: [Full Metal Atkinson]

> Well, yesterday I found out my leave has been pushed

From: Don M <dmaddox1@h...>

Date: Wed, 15 Oct 2003 15:00:38 -0700

Subject: Re: [Full Metal Atkinson]

Yeah that's the army I know and love......)

Don

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From: Robert W. Eldridge <bob_eldridge@m...>

Date: Wed, 15 Oct 2003 19:23:34 -0400

Subject: Re: [Full Metal Atkinson]

Reminds me of a bit from Heinlein's "Glory Road":

"All staffs, regardless of TOE, actually consist of 3 departments: the
Surprise Party Department, the Practical Joke Department, and the Fairy
Godmother Department. The first two process most matters as the third is
very small - one elderly female GS5 clerk who is usually out on sick
leave."

Having served in the army for twelve years, I can testify that this
description is fundamentally accurate.

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