French Fries - A Weighty Subject

Edmund Hon proved my point by saying:
> So what's wrong with mayo on fries? That is also how I like my fries

Try vinegar and lots of salt on your fries - mmmm, now that's good.
Ketchup is ok, but lets face it, rather boring.

Clearly you are a counterspy - probably working for the IC and selling
your services to OU, ESU, RH, and NSL. You know Casablanca and Bangkok like
the back of your hand. You distract opponents with your mayo covered fries so
that they won't notice the plasma gun you keep under your trench coat.

You are a dangerous man, I am going to keep an eye out for you.

AAAGH!! MAYONNAISE ON ANYTHING IS HERESY!!! *pant*pant*pant

Only a Centauri sympathizer would actually admit to liking the vile
stuff...