From: Jon Davis <davisje@n...>
Date: Tue, 25 Feb 2003 03:13:20 -0500
Subject: ECC Results and Reports from the Hive
UberComrade Ind.y and UberComrade Jerr.y, Yi'Chaaa and Greetings from the Hive Mother! Excellent news on the Infestation efforts! I am happy to report that the cybernetics department is receiving excellent signals from the new ECC nanomeme bots that we successfully deployed this past weekend. First, the good news. Our newest UK ECC apostle Roger should be able to continue the infestation efforts in the UK. If successful, we'll have Saint Jon of Needham in attendance in Lancaster before too long. His presence should draw many more subjects for the infestation worldwide. The USA meme bots have six new subjects and the List continues to draw more. Excellent work! The sheep meme was hugely successful this year and is beginning to draw the Australian and Western Canadian subjects. The Hive Mother smiles on such success! May your rewards be very great, UberComrade Jerr.y! I do hope the Hive Mother plans her reward ceremonies at a better time unlike the last time you were recalled to Base. Please try to find a better excuse too. "Stolen wallet" was lame. On to the bad news. Jerr.y, please make adjustments to the Canadian memebots. We had no additional subjects from Canada this year! However, the painting contest meme was hilarious! Those ridiculous SG15 figures that Ind.y entered should have been laughed off the stage. Apologies, UberComrade. Treasure your reward greatly. Yi'Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and Long life from the Diety,