Chickens

10 posts ยท Aug 18 2003 to Aug 19 2003

From: Alan and Carmel Brain <aebrain@w...>

Date: Mon, 18 Aug 2003 20:51:44 +1000

Subject: Re: Chickens

From: "Matt Tope" <mptope@omnihybrid.com>

> Oh my word, what have I unleashed...

That's a matter of a pinion.

From: Matt Tope <mptope@o...>

Date: Mon, 18 Aug 2003 11:55:19 +0100

Subject: Re: Chickens

Oh my word, what have I unleashed...

Oh well, I might as well join in...

Whats the difference between a duck?

One of it's legs is both the same!

Regards,

From: Glenn M Wilson <triphibious@j...>

Date: Mon, 18 Aug 2003 06:07:37 -0500

Subject: Re: Chickens

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 20:51:44 +1000 "Alan and Carmel Brain"
> <aebrain@webone.com.au> writes:
Maybe you should 'duck' or would that be acting 'chicken'?

From: Alan and Carmel Brain <aebrain@w...>

Date: Mon, 18 Aug 2003 22:15:59 +1000

Subject: Re: Chickens

From: <warbeads@juno.com>

> >> Oh my word, what have I unleashed...

Now now, no fowl language, please.

From: Kevin Walker <sage@c...>

Date: Mon, 18 Aug 2003 07:51:19 -0500

Subject: Re: Chickens

> On Monday, August 18, 2003, at 07:15 AM, Alan and Carmel Brain wrote:

> From: <warbeads@juno.com>

Which could lead to a good tar and feathering! Although if further voilence
broke out, one might seek the services of a professional physician, steering
clear of quacks being very prudent.

From: Brian Bilderback <bbilderback@h...>

Date: Mon, 18 Aug 2003 08:25:10 -0700 (PDT)

Subject: Re: Chickens

> --- warbeads@juno.com wrote:

> Maybe you should 'duck' or would that be acting

This "Poultry" attempt at humor leaves me with a "Fowl" taste in my mouth.....

From: Phillip Atcliffe <Phillip.Atcliffe@u...>

Date: Tue, 19 Aug 2003 08:13:45 +0100 (BST)

Subject: Re: Chickens

On Mon, 18 Aug 2003 08:25:10 -0700 (PDT) Brian B
> <greywanderer987@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Maybe you should 'duck' or would that be acting 'chicken'? <<

> This "Poultry" attempt at humor leaves me with a "Fowl" taste in my

At the risk of being accused of plagarism, I can't resist a classic Spike
Milligan line:

Stop cracking Yolks!

<ducks and runs>

Phil, Goon fan...
----
"If you let a smile be your umbrella... you'll get wet teeth!"

From: Phillip Atcliffe <Phillip.Atcliffe@u...>

Date: Tue, 19 Aug 2003 08:26:30 +0100 (BST)

Subject: Re: Chickens

On Tue, 19 Aug 2003 02:23:51 -0700 Don Maddox <dmaddox1@hot.rr.com>
wrote:

> That's it! Initiating Narn alert......

With one of those two-tone klaxons that goes "Nee-Narn, Nee-Narn,
Nee-Narn..." <eg>

Phil, feeling slightly mad this morning :-)
----
"Sic Transit Gloria Barramundi" (Or, So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!)

From: Mark Sykes <tardis@b...>

Date: Tue, 19 Aug 2003 17:49:04 +1000

Subject: Re: Chickens

> At 8:26 AM +0100 19/8/2003, Phillip Atcliffe wrote:

From: Don M <dmaddox1@h...>

Date: Tue, 19 Aug 2003 02:23:51 -0700

Subject: Re: Chickens

At the risk of being accused of plagarism, I can't resist a classic Spike
Milligan line:

Stop cracking Yolks!

<ducks and runs>

That's it! Initiating Narn alert......)